A baseball yogi, of the 'yogi bear' variety.

• “This is like deja vu all over again.”
• “You can observe a lot just by watching.”
• “You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.”
• “I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
• “If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.”
• “If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
• “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
• “It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.”
• “Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.”
• “It gets late early out there.” – Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.
• “Do you mean now?” – When asked for the time.
• “I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four.”
• “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
• “I made a wrong mistake.”
• “If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.”
• “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”

• “I never said half the things I really said.”
• http://www.yorku.ca/paull/textes/yogiberra.html